this shark is hungry. dangerous.
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈａｒｋ ｗａｎｔｓ ｔｏ ｅａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｌｏｇ．
if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT
youve angered it
IT MAKES ME SAD TO THINK THAT WHEN I DIE THERES GOING TO BE ABOUT A THOUSAND BOOKS PUBLISHED WITH STORIES THAT IM NOT ABLE TO READ BECAUSE I DIED
WHAT ABOUT THE TV SHOWS
AND ALL THE FANDOMS YOU CAN’T BECOME A PART OF
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I am drunk I just tried to delete someone else’s post because I didn’t like it
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
reblogging for the bodyguard