there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
And now, the weather.
I just accidentally called captain kirk captain crunch goodnight all
BUT WHAT DOES THE MOOSE SAY
"So get this.."
Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
If you were going to get bitten by any animal and take their power on, which would you be? (x)
it’s like he’s 12 and drunk at the same time
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
- people who are gay can be assholes
- people with eating disorders can be assholes
- people with mental disorders can be assholes
- people who self harm can be assholes
- people who are disabled can be assholes
- people who have diseases can be assholes
do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life
Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.