captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.


evilkirkseyeliner:

evilkirkseyeliner:

I just accidentally called captain kirk captain crunch goodnight all

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acklesassquation:

a-p-r-i-l-23:

BUT WHAT DOES THE MOOSE SAY

"So get this.."


awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne

awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne



turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


tardis-mind-palace:

If you were going to get bitten by any animal and take their power on, which would you be? (x)

it’s like he’s 12 and drunk at the same time


toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!


bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong


copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life


delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.